Doofbutt McBoogersnot

Lily wanted her own Facebook account. I told her she couldn't use her real name. This was her default selection. At first, I found it juvenile, but then she used this as her profile picture and I agreed the name worked.

Wake Up Calls

Lily simply doesn't understand why they exist. She also doesn't understand why it's unacceptable to pee indoors or swallow her toys.

Inspirational Art

Lily usually finds such decorations to be trite. Lily is also really self-involved, though, and thinks this sign is awesome.

Inappropriate Emails

This week's revelations have really made Lily think twice about what she sends and who she sends it to. Risque pictures like this won't pass muster. That being said, she's made it clear that she is still going to forward the link to the "It's Thanksgiving" video to everyone she knows.

Bipartisanship

These two find common ground in a love for digging up worms and looking stupid.