Dress for Success

If your brain's as small as hers you better make sure you at least look good. A new collar did wonders for enhancing Lily's credibility.

Sunday Fun Day

A foreign concept to Lily. She spent the morning pouting while listening to Johnny Cash's "Sunday Morning Coming Down."

Morning Breath

The only thing standing between Lily and a lasting relationship.

Scholastic Endeavors

Lily has none. She does, however, enjoy chewing the corners of books and peeing next to bookcases.

The Showdown

Things looked heated, but right after they bumped chests  both remembered that they really didn't care about drug laws, contraception, or what happens on Wall Street. No blood was drawn. Naps were taken.