Shake It Off

Lily's solution to her inability to wipe.

Doofbutt McBoogersnot

Lily wanted her own Facebook account. I told her she couldn't use her real name. This was her default selection. At first, I found it juvenile, but then she used this as her profile picture and I agreed the name worked.

On the Prowl

After destroying a stuffed toy pig I think Lily was looking for the real thing. Good thing I had some Lionel Richie and cheese cubes to calm her down.

Wake Up Calls

Lily simply doesn't understand why they exist. She also doesn't understand why it's unacceptable to pee indoors or swallow her toys.