Daylight Saving Time

Lily has no idea what its purpose is. She 's just really excited about the extra time she'll have to stare directly at the sun.

Male Models

Human or dog, doesn't matter. Both have an abundance of unearned confidence and an inadequate supply of critical thinking skills.

Water Safety

A concept Jackson cannot get behind. What you can't see in this picture is that Jackson had 5 liquor drinks in him and a gold chain around his neck that weighed as much as he did. He's just lucky he passed out in his own vomit on the deck.

Warthogs

are wild pigs whose most likely predators are lions and leopards. French bulldogs are domesticated dogs,  closely resembling warthogs, whose most likely predators are heart disease and pools of standing water.

Groundhog Day

 

is tomorrow. Lily saw her shadow this morning, though, and swears that summer, not spring, starts in six weeks.

Dress for Success

If your brain's as small as hers you better make sure you at least look good. A new collar did wonders for enhancing Lily's credibility.

Sunday Fun Day

A foreign concept to Lily. She spent the morning pouting while listening to Johnny Cash's "Sunday Morning Coming Down."