Male Models

Human or dog, doesn't matter. Both have an abundance of unearned confidence and an inadequate supply of critical thinking skills.

Water Safety

A concept Jackson cannot get behind. What you can't see in this picture is that Jackson had 5 liquor drinks in him and a gold chain around his neck that weighed as much as he did. He's just lucky he passed out in his own vomit on the deck.

Warthogs

are wild pigs whose most likely predators are lions and leopards. French bulldogs are domesticated dogs,  closely resembling warthogs, whose most likely predators are heart disease and pools of standing water.

Groundhog Day

 

is tomorrow. Lily saw her shadow this morning, though, and swears that summer, not spring, starts in six weeks.