Calendar Girl

Lily's wants to make clear that she's disinterested in  French Bulldogs that aren't black, white, brindled, and named Lily.

Bipartisanship

These two find common ground in a love for digging up worms and looking stupid.

Headstrong

 

Lily wants the world to know that she's proud not only of her gigantic noggin but also of her ability to headbutt any other dog into submission.

Power Struggle

Lily and Noah competed all day long for worst gas produced by a creature under 25 pounds. It wasn't much of a contest. Per their agreement, the winner got to ride the loser.

Record High Temperatures

While I've tried  many times to explain to her that dogs don't perspire for the most part, Lily's main heat related concern is still how the sweat makes her coat look thin.

Three Day Weekend

Like many others, Lily thinks it gives her a good excuse to make bad decisions. She spent a lot of the weekend stumbling around and singing "Call Me Maybe."

Odd Company

Bulldogs and Gators don't usually hang out together. Lily reminded me of this fact right before she stuffed half this thing in her mouth. Minutes later she gagged on it and vomited up a week's worth of food, a month's worth of tap water, and a year's worth of self respect.