Unfettered

COLLARS BE DAMNED!

The Easter Bunny

In order to properly pay tribute to a creature that she views as a long-revered religious icon, Lily has drawn attention to her large ears and her chubby, amorphous body in this shot.

False Appearances

As election season ramps up, Lily's doing her part to remind the Nation that one must look beyond surface images and meaningless catch phrases when choosing a candidate. She also really wanted the other dogs at daycare to know she'll cut them if she has to.

Daylight Saving Time

Lily has no idea what its purpose is. She 's just really excited about the extra time she'll have to stare directly at the sun.

Male Models

Human or dog, doesn't matter. Both have an abundance of unearned confidence and an inadequate supply of critical thinking skills.

Water Safety

A concept Jackson cannot get behind. What you can't see in this picture is that Jackson had 5 liquor drinks in him and a gold chain around his neck that weighed as much as he did. He's just lucky he passed out in his own vomit on the deck.

Warthogs

are wild pigs whose most likely predators are lions and leopards. French bulldogs are domesticated dogs,  closely resembling warthogs, whose most likely predators are heart disease and pools of standing water.