Inspirational Art

Lily usually finds such decorations to be trite. Lily is also really self-involved, though, and thinks this sign is awesome.

Inappropriate Emails

This week's revelations have really made Lily think twice about what she sends and who she sends it to. Risque pictures like this won't pass muster. That being said, she's made it clear that she is still going to forward the link to the "It's Thanksgiving" video to everyone she knows.

Sitting Pretty

Lily's new "thing" is to act out expressions. This one was harmless. Biting off more than she could chew, however, resulted in a lot of vomit and the tragic loss of a brand new Lamb Chop plush toy.

The Call of the Wild

Lily's usually a sweetheart, but when threatened she reveals a darker side. After 30 seconds of listening to little kids playing and screaming at each other on the street below, she was forced to look towards the sky and let rip a very fierce, muted growl. Then she went back to watching The Hunger Games.

Personal Space

Lily usually doesn't need it or even recognize the existence of the concept. After a long day of schooling Bostons and Bichons on the playground, however, she insists on having a little couch time to herself.

Plays Well With Others

Not Lily. She thinks a game of Frisbee consists of placing all her body weight on it so no one else can play.  Also, this picture was obviously quite poorly framed.  Lily's Frisbee intensity is to blame.

The Beauty Within

Lily's new focus after she recently caught a glimpse of herself, disproportionate features and all.