are wild pigs whose most likely predators are lions and leopards. French bulldogs are domesticated dogs, closely resembling warthogs, whose most likely predators are heart disease and pools of standing water.
Monday, February 6, 2012
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Groundhog Day
is tomorrow. Lily saw her shadow this morning, though, and swears that summer, not spring, starts in six weeks.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Dress for Success
If your brain's as small as hers you better make sure you at least look good. A new collar did wonders for enhancing Lily's credibility.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Sunday Fun Day
A foreign concept to Lily. She spent the morning pouting while listening to Johnny Cash's "Sunday Morning Coming Down."
Monday, January 16, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Scholastic Endeavors
Lily has none. She does, however, enjoy chewing the corners of books and peeing next to bookcases.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
The Showdown
Things looked heated, but right after they bumped chests both remembered that they really didn't care about drug laws, contraception, or what happens on Wall Street. No blood was drawn. Naps were taken.
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