Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Doofbutt McBoogersnot

Lily wanted her own Facebook account. I told her she couldn't use her real name. This was her default selection. At first, I found it juvenile, but then she used this as her profile picture and I agreed the name worked.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

On the Prowl

After destroying a stuffed toy pig I think Lily was looking for the real thing. Good thing I had some Lionel Richie and cheese cubes to calm her down.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Wake Up Calls

Lily simply doesn't understand why they exist. She also doesn't understand why it's unacceptable to pee indoors or swallow her toys.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Inspirational Art

Lily usually finds such decorations to be trite. Lily is also really self-involved, though, and thinks this sign is awesome.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Inappropriate Emails



This week's revelations have really made Lily think twice about what she sends and who she sends it to. Risque pictures like this won't pass muster. That being said, she's made it clear that she is still going to forward the link to the "It's Thanksgiving" video to everyone she knows.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Sitting Pretty

Lily's new "thing" is to act out expressions. This one was harmless. Biting off more than she could chew, however, resulted in a lot of vomit and the tragic loss of a brand new Lamb Chop plush toy.